Every home bar deserves a governing authority. Petition the Registry, receive your title, and hang the proof — letters patent, struck with gold leaf, granted by BG Reynolds.
BG Reynolds Syrups · Office of the Registry · Portland, Oregon
Know all persons by these presents
that
having demonstrated uncommon devotion to the tropical arts, is henceforth recognized as
with all rights, garnishes, and privileges thereunto appertaining
The ProprietorIn syrupo veritas
Registry seal
The physical editions bear hand-applied gold leaf. This preview does its best.
Struck in the Foundry
checking the ledger…
1 title already claimed and retired from the rolls, in perpetuity.
The Rolls of the Ennobled
Bartenders, enthusiasts, and the occasionally self-appointed who have had their titles struck in gold and retired from the rolls forever. Generate yours above and join them.
The Formidable and Venerable Herald of the Hurricaneheld by Sara Reynolds · granted this 6th day of august, 2026
Some holders keep their titles in private trust. The rolls honor both kinds.
Titles are granted freely and revoked never. The Registry answers to no crown, only the kettle.